I'm in a pickle!

I'm in trouble. I have short legs and cannot jump very high or very far. I was really excited the other day when Gran put a little table thingie by the kitchen bench and you know what's sometimes on the bench FOOD!!! I have learned how to jump on the table and then up onto the bench. I thought I was being very clever, but Gran didn't think so especially when she found out I decided to see what bread tastes like. Boy, was she mad! She picked me and put me back on the floor. Anyway, I didn't mind too much - bread tastes yuk.....I wonder what might be on the bench tomorrow?

Yummmmmmm!